Everyone fucking swears. It’s not necessarily nice, but y’know, what the fucking shit ya gonna do about it, huh?*
Everyone from your nanna (oh come on, of course she swears, you just don’t hear it) to your boss to your friends (especially my friends, vulgar plume-plucked puttocks they are) to your favourite football team. Especially your favourite football team.
When watching a game of rugby league on the TV, I especially enjoy the slo-mo replays of players mouthing, “fuuuuckiiiiing cu-…” before the camera abruptly switches away from their foul-mouthed rants.
So, when I read in the SMH about the lily-livered Manly player being offended by an expletive which allegedly triggered off a sideshow brawl in last Friday night’s big game, I thought, “That’s a fucking lie, you useless piece of dickbeating cockburger”.
I’d post a video of said brawl here but the National Rugby League HQs have yanked the clip from YouTube due to a copyright claim. Motherfuckin’ jerkoff shitspitters.
In this day and age, we’re surrounded by swearing. It’s getting to the point where we’re no longer offended — apart from swearing that is intentionally designed to hurt, insult and be virulently offensive. Y’know, context.
Generally, we’re not offended by humorous swearing or day-to-day conversations that have the “fucks” and “shits” dropped into it. We may even refrain from such language with strangers or those whose good books we need to stay in (like, say, Centrelink).
The fact that offensive language in public is still a summary offence and Victoria recently gave their police powers to issue on-the-spot fines for offensive language is, quite simply, astounding. These laws are anachronistic and unrealistic, for the simple fact that it disadvantages the disadvantaged further. Have you hung out in an inner city park lately? You’ll hear the homeless nearby swearing profusely — but they’re not intentionally being insulting or offensive. It’s part of their lexicon.
You know who else you’ll hear swearing wholeheartedly? Catch an afternoon train on the North Shore of Sydney when all the private, elite schoolkids are going home and listen to them. Go on. (I’ll admit to sometimes feeling a little appalled at their utterances!)
Rich or poor, educated or uneducated, polite or impolite — everyone is swearing these days. And for a footballer to claim he was offended is just fucking hysterical!
Note: There’s very little I hate but Manly Sea Eagles football team is one of them. That might have something to do with my current mirth.
* I make exceptions for young children. It just ain’t nice for young kids to be swearing, no matter how much you may wanna argue that it’s OK or that “if adults swear, why shouldn’t kids?” I’ve heard this argument and I call bullshit. I won’t budge from this view.




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